From the Mouths of Babes Part V or History Rewroted

So we were driving to see 'Iron Man' (or Istriwallah as they say in India) when Layla mentions Mary Magdalene.
Intrigued, I prodded for more information "What do you know of Mary Magdalene"
Layla: "She's that old girl from the Bible. She discovered a fossil"
Me: "A fossil?"
Layla: "Yes, a fossil of a dinosaur"
Me: "A dinosaur"
Layla: "It was a Fish Lizard type dinosaur"
Layla: "Oh Yes. It was called a Thesaurus!!"

You have been informed. Make the necessary changes in your history books.